Michael Jackson has a potentially “flesh-eating” superbug.

“The 50-year-old singer reportedly contracted the skin infection - which is resistant to conventional antibiotics - while having surgery to reconstruct his nose.
A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “The infection has spread throughout his face and body and is being aggressively treated by doctors.
“There’s a chance it could turn into a flesh-eating disorder where it begins to kill off his skin, so he’s being very carefully monitored.”
Michael is receiving treatment for the MRSA-like bug via an intravenous drip, and was pictured leaving a clinic with inflamed and blotchy skin partly concealed beneath a surgical mask.
Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn said: “It is possible that Mr Jackson has a staph infection or MRSA.
“In some worse cases surgeons will have to remove the infected tissue if it dies - leaving the patient needing major reconstructive surgery. It is particularly worrying if it’s on the face.”

Wow, when is he ever going to be satisfied with his messed up face and body?

After being caught hitting a bong on camera Michael Phelps tells a news source that he may not swim in 2012.

“In his first interview since a photo surfaced showing him smoking from a marijuana pipe, Michael Phelps said yesterday that the intense public scrutiny has him contemplating whether he will swim in the 2012 Olympics.

Phelps, who said that he “clearly made a mistake” and that the past week has been both embarrassing and uncomfortable for him, spoke with The Baltimore Sun inside Meadowbrook Aquatic Center after finishing his daily workout. While he still has goals he wants to achieve in the sport, he said, he’s going to discuss it with his family and his coach, Bob Bowman.

“This is a decision of mine that I’m not going to make today and I’m not going to make tomorrow,” Phelps said. “It’s going to require a lot of time and energy and a lot of thinking for myself - but also talking to Bob and talking to my family and just deciding what I want to do.”

Wow, this is going way over board. This is one of the best swimmers in the world and now he is thinking about taking a break.. Why? Is he going to just sit back and blow all his money and smoke more pot? By 2012 who is going to care about him hitting a bong. By then we may all be selling weed because our economy is going down the toilet. Go Obama!

Thats right folks. The 14-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps was photographed taking a rip off a cannabis bong. The glass bong he was hitting was a glass RooR. One witness said

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Today he admitted “regrettable behaviour” and “bad judgement” after the News of the World published an exclusive photo showing him inhaling from a marijuana pipe.

I say give the guy a break, he worked hard for all those medals. A little grass never hurt anyone.

Michael Lohan is reaching out to Lindsay Lohan fans to save her life supposedly. He claims that Samantha Ronson, Lindsay girlfriend is “destroying” her life. He wrote on his blog.

“I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.
“Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn’t used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha (sic).”

Michael has publicly discussed his hate for Samantha Ronson the DJ and says Lindsay’s life has taken a “dark turn” since she has been involved with Lindsay.

This is kinda weird to me. Does Michael just want her to go back to the acting and singing gig just for the money or is Samantha really ruining her life?